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Card0: /* Cardigan Paradeau */

2026-06-05T11:24:27Z

Cardigan Paradeau

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	"wait you’re telling me you guys didn’t have to send nudes to @Card0 to get added to the discord???"		"wait you’re telling me you guys didn’t have to send nudes to @Card0 to get added to the discord???"

			"would you suckle on her blackcurrents"

	== [[Boba]] ==		== [[Boba]] ==
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	"divided by racism united by standing up against the Israeli government"		"divided by racism united by standing up against the Israeli government"

			"as a single person i hope every couple that celebrates this so-called "holiday" do so privately"

			"Hi everyone, I'd like to once again introduce myself to this server.

			Name: 掘柑掘桔掘柑桔掘雞掘骨掘龜骨掘完雞骨掘柑桔掘完雞骨掘龜骨 Hobbies: 掘柑桔、掘雞骨、掘龜骨 Language: 廣東話急口令 preferred Dislikes: People not being able to read my name correctly, especially the server owner"
	== [[Cado]] ==		== [[Cado]] ==
	"segregationgag"		"segregationgag"
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	"i should say "go vote and i will give you free card0 maid pics""		"i should say "go vote and i will give you free card0 maid pics""

			"Someone’s gonna be like “my dad was in a threesome with Carrie lam and her husband”

	== [[catgirlmutant]] ==		== [[catgirlmutant]] ==
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	"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE. [neco arc emoji]ME. AND CALL ME GAY?"		"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE. [neco arc emoji]ME. AND CALL ME GAY?"

			"ure not a chud"-Card0

			"fuck you Card0"-Coom

	== [[Darwin]] ==		== [[Darwin]] ==
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	== [[Hill]] ==		== [[Hill]] ==
	"bachelors of rawdogging"		"bachelors of rawdogging"

			"i can finally ask card0 what direction he wipes now""

			"when im just fucking around with a fake head"

	== [[ImMcNutty]] ==		== [[ImMcNutty]] ==
	"HE USED MY LINE"		"HE USED MY LINE"

			== [[Isabelle]] ==
			"This looks like something you'd see in the liminal space. What is it called, the bathrooms?"

	== [[Jasper]] ==		== [[Jasper]] ==
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	"Free Palpatine"		"Free Palpatine"

			"what's your crystal gonna do next to my pistol, huh"

	== [[Luminous]] ==		== [[Luminous]] ==
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	"I am on a bus. I am not winning nor will I get flesh of the cluck or baaaah"		"I am on a bus. I am not winning nor will I get flesh of the cluck or baaaah"

			== [[Raymond]] ==
			"What in the isabelle"

	== [[Rin]] ==		== [[Rin]] ==
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	"Tell me he is autistic without actually telling me he is autistic."		"Tell me he is autistic without actually telling me he is autistic."

			"She’ll become Disabelled"

	== [[Sakana]] ==		== [[Sakana]] ==
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	We'll fight for the savings, we'll honor your rewards"		We'll fight for the savings, we'll honor your rewards"

			"I was at the sauna today and there was a older woman in there with her friends talking about how the CIA and Americans are responsible for spreading subliminal brainwaves causing the Australian populace to become "more feminine and trans" and that those things didn't exist 50 years ago, but then in the same conversation talked very fondly and respectfully about her transmasc son and transfem GF, correctly referring to them as a straight couple as well as speaking normally about his hobbies and job ect and her friend group all were respectful about it. She thinks that the Americans are sending feminine brainwaves all across the world so they could more easily puppet foreign nations and governments"

	== [[Yuma]] ==		== [[Yuma]] ==

Card0: /* Card0 */

2026-04-30T04:04:22Z

Card0

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	"tits lao"		"tits lao"

			"im not putting on the cat ears"

			"i should say "go vote and i will give you free card0 maid pics""

	== [[catgirlmutant]] ==		== [[catgirlmutant]] ==

Card0 at 08:07, 29 April 2026

2026-04-29T08:07:54Z

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	"Albert Epstein" (not intentional misspelling)		"Albert Epstein" (not intentional misspelling)

			"Isnt viagra falls in Ontario"

	== [[Card0]] ==		== [[Card0]] ==

Ray: Added more information

2026-04-25T13:16:48Z

Added more information

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	== [[Rtvan7459]] ==		== [[Rtvan7459]] ==
	"SHE LITERALLY 出軌"		"SHE LITERALLY 出軌"

			"Not directly like that. You have to go in there slowly."

			"Tell me he is autistic without actually telling me he is autistic."

	== [[Sakana]] ==		== [[Sakana]] ==

Card0 at 08:59, 20 April 2026

2026-04-20T08:59:49Z

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	"pyramid scheme type beat"		"pyramid scheme type beat"

			"that's the gayest thing I have ever seen and Im reading yaoi"

	""hey zoe, do you wish chilis was back in yuutopiaaaaaaaaaaaa (dies in bedwars)"		""hey zoe, do you wish chilis was back in yuutopiaaaaaaaaaaaa (dies in bedwars)"
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	"lychees cocks"		"lychees cocks"

	~~"that's the gayest thing I have ever seen and Im reading yaoi" -~~

	"cardo ur just slow"		"cardo ur just slow"

Card0 at 08:58, 20 April 2026

2026-04-20T08:58:20Z

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Card0: /* Cabbage */

2026-03-02T16:58:44Z

Cabbage

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	"GOD I LOVE CHILD LABOR"		"GOD I LOVE CHILD LABOR"

			== [[catgirlmutant]] ==
			"cum" (at every QOTD)

	== [[Chochita]] ==		== [[Chochita]] ==

Card0: /* Nijo */

2025-10-17T08:52:29Z

Nijo

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	"Hello this is Card0. Give me 2 billion dollars to nuke CAIS, Canada and Chris Brown. Glory to Hongkongggag and Nicki Minaj."		"Hello this is Card0. Give me 2 billion dollars to nuke CAIS, Canada and Chris Brown. Glory to Hongkongggag and Nicki Minaj."

			== [[Astolfo]] ==
			"@Card0 congrats on your pregnancy!"

	== [[Azpineapple]] ==		== [[Azpineapple]] ==
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	"real" -jasper		"real" -jasper

			== [[Cabbage]] ==
			"I can finally go to Diu, India now"

			"fuck clankers"

			"divided by racism united by standing up against the Israeli government"

	== [[Cado]] ==		== [[Cado]] ==
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	"banana my ass"		"banana my ass"

			"GOD I LOVE CHILD LABOR"

	== [[Chochita]] ==		== [[Chochita]] ==
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	"LISTEN ITS SET IN LIKE 1890 NONE OF HEM SHOWERED"		"LISTEN ITS SET IN LIKE 1890 NONE OF HEM SHOWERED"

			"so sorry about that, hope you can get out of there soon" (in relation to Paris, not Tsing Shan"

	== [[Goosy]] ==		== [[Goosy]] ==
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	"card0 bathwater"		"card0 bathwater"

			"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT GIVE DRUGS TO CHINESE PEOPLE BO' OLE O' WO'ER "

	== [[Saera]] ==		== [[Saera]] ==
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	"If aqua gets sent to Ohio he'll obtain made in ohio and become ohio final boss"		"If aqua gets sent to Ohio he'll obtain made in ohio and become ohio final boss"

			"dont make me do taking a shit asm"

			"everybody boycott this racist system"

	== [[Luminous]] ==		== [[Luminous]] ==
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	Everyone else: "Whalecum"		Everyone else: "Whalecum"

	== [[~~Nijo~~]] ==		== [[Nigel]] ==
	"attention to Nepalis, givs me a few months, i treat yall nice food"		"attention to Nepalis, givs me a few months, i treat yall nice food"

			"Does the CCP have a low IQ wing"

	== [[NoodleCupM]] ==		== [[NoodleCupM]] ==
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	== [[spike]] ==		== [[spike]] ==
	"follow hongkonggag if you love cheese fries or want a big strong man to lift you in his arms and kiss you ON THE LIPS passionately"		"follow hongkonggag if you love cheese fries or want a big strong man to lift you in his arms and kiss you ON THE LIPS passionately"

			== [[Tend]] ==
			even god has become woke

	== [[thθta]] ==		== [[thθta]] ==
	"we are here to helped you madam, please do not afraid, your computer have the virus and i am here to virus get away"		"we are here to helped you madam, please do not afraid, your computer have the virus and i am here to virus get away"
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	"light mode users trying to defend light mode"		"light mode users trying to defend light mode"

			"after jumping cardo creates a P wave that travels through the earth: which latitude range will be the shadow zone of the shock?"

	== [[Tuck]] ==		== [[Tuck]] ==
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	<nowiki></nowiki>on April Fools 2024 "HI GUYS THIS IS KAZUMA KIRYU FROM HIT SERIES YAKUZA LIKE A DRAGON"		<nowiki></nowiki>on April Fools 2024 "HI GUYS THIS IS KAZUMA KIRYU FROM HIT SERIES YAKUZA LIKE A DRAGON"

			"I wouldn’t participate with your little games, kitten."

			"The strongest neo-liberals are the Filipinos living in the slums of Manila."

			"argentina is malaysia"

	== [[WillyYaks]] ==		== [[WillyYaks]] ==
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	"what is this 長輩圖 looking ahh annoucement"		"what is this 長輩圖 looking ahh annoucement"

			"YAOI IS AMAZING"


	[[Category:Server Culture]]		[[Category:Server Culture]]

Cigarettesafterjune: /* June */

2024-10-11T11:18:52Z

June

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	"card0 bathwater"		"card0 bathwater"

	== [[~~June~~]] ==		== [[Saera]] ==
	"bro alr gives the staff lashings, hes halfway there"		"bro alr gives the staff lashings, hes halfway there"

Aqua: /* AirplaneNiner */

2024-10-11T03:03:56Z

AirplaneNiner

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	"Foot gag"		"Foot gag"

			"INSHALLAH WE SHALL BREAK FAST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥"<br>
			[[File:kitatackle.png\|100px]]

	== Aqua ==		== Aqua ==