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A sexist, homophobic, Asian-betraying Saudi professor and ex-G2 CEO was teaching a class on the organization Gamers8, known for funneling money to enforce public executions. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship his highness Crown Prince Salman, and accept that his purchase and monopolization of ESL is what made Counter Strike so Popular and Profitable."
At this moment, a brave, hardworking and kind Asian Townsfolk who was part of his Gaming Club in his high school and understood the necessity of a true, equal and level playing field in Sports and fully supported the grassroot beginnings of many childhood dreams stood up with a bootleg mouse. "Carlos, what is this?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite transphobically and smugly replied "It's a shitty non-sponsored garbage mouse, you misguided cheap labourer" "Wrong, this isn't just a mouse, it's a mouse that is bought with money earned by doing Community work for my neighborhood, and has won many local tournaments which funded local services. If you think the Saudi Esports Federation is so crucial to the survival of Counter Strike esports... then why does it continue to survive outside it's grasp?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Hustler's University by Andrew Tate on the ground. He ran out of the room crying those imperialist crocodile tears, the same tears those noxious oil barons cry for being accused of "Sportswashing" (which has been proven true by countless scientific studies) when they try to gatekeep and monopolize both physical and electronic sports against the non-elite.
There is no doubt at this point our professor Carlos Rodríguez wished he had not triple downed on Tate. He wished so much that he still had a life savings fund to quietly retire into the shadows. Too bad the Royal Family oppressors has extorted him by taking everything he has got, and the wholesome Asian community would never support such a continent traitor.
All the students applauded and went to the nearest internet bar, were they managed to qualify for all S-tier events using nothing but determination and practice and accepted they will proudly represent their Asian Brethren across the world. The founder of Valve Gabe Newell descended from the heavens, flew into the room, preached atop the community made gaming chairs, and shed a tear on all those student's success. Vekkar's "God Mode" was sang in the bar while the students recited the "A Level Playing Field" blog several times. de_cobblestone and de_tuscan themselves came back from the afterlife and used themselves to imprison all the executioners and traitors.
The professor lost his tenure and was imprisoned for harassment by local authorities the next day. His name was struck down from across the web for his bigotry and his wealth was used to build new schools and hospitals in impoverished regions. He will not be missed.
LONG LIVE APAC CS <:zTyloo:1167865124506312715> <:Grayhound:439485219612131338> <:Team_MongolZ:1218651837725413507> <:zHSG:1183079847665344594>