Funny Quotes
Various people of 852R have said some funny quotes that we have put on this page.
Andi
*card0 is outnumbered by british staff members *
"card0 start smoking opium" - andi
"ok fine" - card0
"haiyaaaa 有人想屌你先啦 你個通緝犯樣，係雞都會俾錢你叫你走啊"
"i hope you frolick into a sewer and die of methane poisoning"
"it would have something in common with what grows between your legs insufficient capacity" "if i were to do the same to you i'd need a scanning electron microscope, and even that's not quite powerful enough"
"this is your weekly reminder that voting for card0 inflates his ego and only serves to strengthen his authoritarian grip on this server. greater things can only be achieved with the toppling of this fascist expat dictator who suppresses our freedom of speech and expression, and continues refuses to pay his most loyal staff team. you have nothing to lose but your chains. please for your own sake, vote for someone else."
"keroro is skinhead and that's a fact stop lying"
"ok let's go rob some banks"
"ok hanging time"
"card0 my freedom of speech you oppressive fucker" (In an ASMR voice)
"i'm so un-straight i read that as free hong homo"
AirplaneNiner
"12 Stupid Card0 Ramblings"
"TITTIES"
"@Ash Ketchum! OMAE WA KONO CARD OH NO ZA BAN HAMMA GA KESU! (Ash! I, Card Oh, will make you disappear with my The Ban Hammer!)""WHAT DID DAYLIGHT SAVINGS DO TO YOU BRO DON'T FUCK IT " "[REDACTED FOR SEXUAL COMMENT]" "aqua has a crippling porn addiction??????????????" "Can I marry yuuchan" "hi @Co-Founder of Sex™ and i want more boobs ples thank" "#CANCELHARBOR" "I thoight you were actually eating shrimp testicles" "Foot gag"
Aqua
"sometimes i wonder if in bluey, arthur etc if there's a furry fandom but with humans"
"if let's go brandon is an anti-biden phrase is let's go bossuuu anti-card0"
Hello @Tuck , I noticed you have a profile picture of a very handsome (but also intelligent looking!) furry, and I am under the presumption that this god is you? It is quite astonishing to see a furry here in the 852r discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many men often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any furry that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.) -Aqua
I hope you stay single forever-Tuck
Azpineapple
"omg castration is so aesthetic love that"
Bakasta
"Arial do be sexy"
Boba
"lmao california more like califucknia"
"los angeles --> lost holies"
"ur not even eating any type of pussy tho-"
Bossuuu
"IM A TEENAGER WHO HAS THE ARTISTIC CAPABILITIES TO DRAW ANYTHING OFC IM GONNA DRAW WEIRD SHIT"
"jojo diavolo enjoyer (borderline kinnie i am a red flag)"
"card0 can we ban card0"
"mogusmitosis"
"i love boobs either way"
"dont search up in Romanian"
Bricky
"Youre a fucking failed abortion"
"cardoshittinginvcgag"
"Card0 shits in vc (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (THE COPS CALLED)"
"cardo shuts down 852r (gone wrong) (gone sexual)"
Cado
"segregationgag"
"WHY ARE JAPANESE TOILETS LOUDER THAN AIRPLANE ONES WTF"
Card0
"Arguably I'm your boss, can you give me extra credit"
"'this is bedwars not the vietnam war"
"that's a fucking violation of every law system on earth"
(referencing c!wilbur in the dsmp) "i am the villain in this history! my 852r!"
"SHUT UP aqua i am going to BURN DOWN the state of michigan becasue aqua is from there i don't CARE about the other people who lives there because aqua DESERVES it this is my villain arc"
"get your ass back up here"
"By allah I will turn 852r into a server of history and geo nerds."
"ON A NORMAL DAY I WOULD COOK THOSE BABIES UP"
"you call me whitewashed yet you like to go for tea time"
"大佬我而家住喺維港, 我依家住緊係個海豚上"
"castration!"
"Remember that youre not allowed to celebrate Christmas in November in 852R." (on Nov 1st)
"I will make sure you end up on a live leak video"
(to Sleepy) "instead of the bot saying go to sleep, children make it say: Card0 reminds you: go the fuck to bed you little shits or I will break your kneecaps"
"TUCK- sorry muscle memory AQUA STOP SHARING THAT"
"what the fuck flutters go poop"
"we're doing the 852r version of better call saul"
"I shit in my lai see"
"ill fly you to the taiwan straits and drop you there"
"instead of a picture of a rabbit for the year of the rabbit is a penis chariot"
"When god create earth he give whole world to Pakistan but Pakistan very nice country so Pakistan give land to everyone else"
"@Bossuuu what the fuck why have you become a verb"
"Romanians stole my heart and bank account"
"But instead of curing you of this disease, I’m just gonna send you to a concentration camp, then have you slowly die from starvation"
"So I’m just gonna tell you to frolick to the gas chambers"
"If I ever see a swiftie gathering in HK, I will make 721 look like a tea party"
"1 year of misery" (in reaction to Zt's 1 year mod anniversary)
"I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY"
"everyone do the tuck shaker"
"OPPRESSION MY FUCKING ASS"
"He once posted men twerking by accident"
"THATS NOT A PENIS"
"i am hk's cultural export /s"
"hi im card0 do you wanna see my transphobia collection"
""uhh uhh stick it there - uh no there-""
"hey airplane, i may be a hong konger but at least i dont speak shit dutch"
"penis bay"
"at least i lasted 15 rounds" (in relation to Pixel Party on Hypixel)
"'alright the nuclear bomb should be coming in 5, 4- *leaves vc*"
"STOP COMMITTING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE in my fucking vc or you're ALL OUT"
"why the fuck did i thiknk you were white"
"DIU WHAT PLAYING MINECRAFT *leaves vc*"
"also, do keep in mind that femboys are a thing"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO GO PIKA PIKA MOTHERFUCKER"
"I SHIT AND PISS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS"
"who cares about @tea it, say it, sorted"
"'kururu team died' shut the fuck up bitch""
"I’m not a grandpa you fucktards"
*in dms to various people*
"Hello this is Card0. Send me 10 billion HKD to bomb discovery bay. Glory to Hongkongggag"
"among us SEX"
"you should step on my balls tuck"
Chochita
"damn the gag leader is a ball wiggler"
Chris
"Discovery Bag"
"Aberdeez nuts"
"You're a gate"
"beaumont deez nuts"
"plane owo"
Cold
"Average zt moment"
Coom
"i built a giant leaking cock and right wing insignia in build battle and i somehow don’t get banned"
"kicking or throwing balls with the homies makes you wanna kiss them"
"“uhh—- uh i hope you get exposed to ionizing radiation or have a genetic predisposition for a higher likelihood of developing cancer"
"the feminine urge to legalize nuclear bombs"
"i’m a tone deaf ape that doesn’t get musique"
"changing and hiding history is like me shitting my pants, i can change and wash myself but it’ll never undo the fact that i shat my pants"
"tralse"
"romanians traveling faster than 299,792,458m/s to steal your shit"
"BOOBIES"
cubex___
"Cocaine is the first message of the day"
DDaniii
"Gangnam style 2"
Felix-ashe
"CARDO SHITTING ASMR"
"bold words for the dude shitting in vc"
feimynt
"屌年糕"
Flutters
"I'm gonna do some mork"
*posts YUU song MV* "852r ban speed run"
"@regional fact of the day as of now, miss universe winners all are from earth"
"0 pussy too"
Greentea
"do you guys think the rest of the server realizes 50% of staff chat is just zt sending cat gifs and meowing"
"ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I HAVE BOWEL CANCER"
"everyone knows you have no real power and that andi, bossuuu, and flutters secretly run 852r"
"I DONT KNOW WHATS EAST OF SHANGHAI BUT I DONT THINK ITS HAINAN"
"cardo never gives laisee he has no bitches"
"card0 will you stream your wedding on discord"
"波啦A梦"
"the urge to troll card0 is strong"
"pyramid scheme type beat"
"“no pronouns for you card0… no fucking pronouns for card0!”
"i used to insult card0 AND answer in trivia with cooldown"
"frolick into a war zone jasper"
*doing trivia*
"minecraft but i take damage every time card0 says tar got it"
"just completed genshin impact thoughts: 屯馬開通真的很興奮 屯馬開通 屯馬開通 屯馬開通真的很興奮 屯馬開通 屯馬開通 開通 真的很興奮 屯馬開通 屯馬開通 開通 真的很興奮 屯馬開通 屯馬開通"
"I love genshin impact I wish ancient china was real"
"final question shut the fuck up"
"whenever i get drinks from sharetea i take the extra large straw even if there’s no boba in the drink because i hate turtles"
"cardo needs to add subway surfers gameplay to the bottom half next time"
"i need to keep studying this specimen of 852r member"
ImMcNutty
"HE USED MY LINE"
Jasper
"tuck stop being indonesian so you can transfer your race to card0"
"APARTHEIDGAG"
"diu remove the fucking slowmode"
"who gives a shit about charity, let the children die"
"card0 doesn't get creamed: facts edition"
"my ass hurts"
"v. 20.2.2 Removed democracy"
"shut up i am now vice and therefore am superior"
“why is everything here either kittens or card0"
"its probably keroro hentai"
"cardo can you do your best yuu promotion voice"
"its made of semen infused wood, much better"
"that's a YUU problem"
"lychees cocks"
"cardo ur just slow"
"time out deez nuts cardo"
Joyce
"CARD0 YOU DELETED IT ALL AGAIN"
"hin keng more like his kock"
"cardo bathwater"
"ukraine with geese"
"why yassify things when you can keroro fy them"
"still a virgin nonetheless L"
"cmon aww baby card0 stop crying aww it's gonna be okay aww headpats"-Joyce
"I hope someone steals your gender"-Card0
"geowoguessr"
Katra
"I love britain. I wish british people exist"
Kedah
"May be useful in the future when I'm at Kowloon MTR and need to piss"
Keq
"Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss."
"allahuakbar mashaallah subhanallah allahumma lakasumtuwabikamantuwaalariskikaaftortu amin nasalukayamanhuwallahhulladzilaillahaillahuwarrahmanurrahhim"
"today I'm going to commit hate crimes against white people inshallah"
Kingsnake1
"staff channel is probably just a giant furry roleplay channel for the staff and card0 despairs over what his staff team has become"
"ALHAMDU- wait wait i mean do not post haram things because allah will be unhappy"
Kix Kiefer
"I'm immortal unless i die"
"yuen long is fine without the people"
"i too enjoy the jiggling of a dark skinned homosapien's caboose"
*shows photo of building being bombed*
"let's calm everyone down with france"
"Five Nights at France"
"card0 onlyfans when"
"the brown dog humps the lazy fox?"
"NUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASENUKE OURS PLEASE"
"he’s doing the helicopter in the washing machine"
Lieutenant Quattro
"Me when my uranium was eaten by cats"
"I thought that was a genshin code"
"i will bomb everyone"
"That's NickaCardo AvaCardo"
"You’re an adult meowing on a discord server."
"If aqua gets sent to Ohio he'll obtain made in ohio and become ohio final boss"
Luminous
"let's turn bossuuu into a adjective"
"caroro"
"WHY IS THAT STARTED"
"well how many hours of hospice care do you need" (to Card0)
"one more tantrum and you have to stand in the corner again card0"
Moj
"the two political allignments in hk are yuu and piss"
"yau tong more like my cock"
"aberdeen more like aberdick"
NICORE
*new person joins the Affilaites GC*
*Card0 sees Nicore typing*
Cardo: "Oh no" Nicore: "Whalecum" Card0: "Ignore that, apparently it's tradition" Everyone else: "Whalecum"
NoodleCupKKv
"Welcome onboard Card0 Express route 852R Shittle. We will be starting from Heung Yuen Wai to South Horizons. Via Yuen Long, Hong Kong Wetland Park, Tuen Mun, Tung Chung, Sunny Bay, Hang Hau, LOHAS Park, Tai Tam, Stanley. Thank you and enjoy the journey!"
Nox
"tuck probably posted gay furry porn in chat"
“i’m going to beat you up… in yuen long”
"bro just erased card0’s grammar"
"courtney sounds like a popular girl in those typical american high school dramas that has a lipgloss addiction and beats people up for no reason other than "stealing her bathroom"
"“okay, i’m gonna take attendence. new school year, woo! okay.”
"(squints at register) “eye-ku-za????”
"cado has 10x avocados. zt steals y avocados, which leaves 6 avocados. nox has 5x avocados and cado steals y avocados, which leaves 9 avocados. find the value of both x and y"
Polaris
"just realised that if i were a bacteria, going off my luck in passing exams, i would survive hand sanitiser"
"bow before me mortals"
"Take notes. Record the hilarious shit told by lecturers. Watch the valorant stream a classmate is watching a few rows in front of me. Read fan fiction."
"pro tip: if someone asks you to name US cities, try european cities."
"everyone say "thank you jupiter and fuck zeus" *Fuck him figuratively"
"why does your shower water have more rizz than the entire hk"
"good morning polaris, do you want to partake in the racism"
"I am sorely unqualified for this"
"im in the pic! the stars revolve around me!"
"get a human pet like makima."
"Stop using your phone at church and sleep like a normal person"
"852R noun
Definition of 852R
- The official Discord server of @hongkongggag, the Hong Kong meme page
- A diverse community with kind people hailing from many places (mostly Hong Kong)
- A cesspool of chaosExample "Have you joined 852R? I heard that they hold regular events, have chill staff and an active community, and have many sub-servers!" "Nah, trust me bro. It's a fucking shithole."
Sakana
"card0 shitting nightcore ?"
Sleepy
*sleepy gets promoted to Mod*
"i will slay so hard as mod yall bye the moment i said that someone unvoted LMFAOOOO walking L ngl
note: i love u guys sm omg"
"Bossuuu is mommy"
"GEOGUSSER WITH OUR OLD MAN LESGO"
"wow thigh pics"
"do not vote for cardo because he is a bully"
spike
"follow hongkonggag if you love cheese fries or want a big strong man to lift you in his arms and kiss you ON THE LIPS passionately"
Tuck
"Sex is cool"
"Card0 in his fursuit (real)"
"CARD0 SHIT SLOWED + REVERB"
"MAO IS A GENIUS"
"Thanking Allah for making me a racist"
"the 852r deepstate requires no explanation."
"The LGBT community was created by Taiwan to start the PRC's decline in birth rates, which would allow the ROC to gain back the mainland and become the true sovereign of China"
"This is me but if the piano was a keyboard and it wasn't music I'm just typing as much racial slurs as I lnow"
"his singing exudes the exaggerated swagger of a Hong Kong meme page owner"
"CARD0 SHIT STREAM"
"Now I shit on the sink instead because my ass got bigger"
"THEY MADE SINGLEPORN 2 GUYS"
"This is the beginning of the zt furry arc astagfirullah"
"love is in the air? no, gas leak"
"jakarta is like if a gta lobby and an mc minecraft parkour course had unprotected sex"
*at the 5th Anniversary*
"@Card0 my speech: I'm glad that you've made 852r, it hasn't been more easier to insult you"
"IT'S CALLED A FILLET O' FISH YOU INBREDS NOT A FISH FILLET OR FISH O FILLET RAAAAAAAGHHH"
"CHIANG KAI SHEK HITTED DA GRIDDY???!!!!"
"My god I am shidding and pissing rn this is life changing music"
"cardo shitting is an intangible part of 852r culture"
WillyYaks
"SHUT UP ABOUT AZERBAIJAN IF I SEE ONE MORE AZEBAIJAN COMMENT I WILL FIND YOUR FAMILY"
"DIUUUU"
Yosh
"Did you know that one time at a John Lee rally there was a little girl who cried and John Lee came to her and ask whats wrong, the little girl said "I want to be the biggest baddest bitch and ruin all of Hong Kong". John Lee smiled and replied "Keep following your dreams, one day you will be the biggest baddest bitch in Hong Kong". The girl would later grow up to be Carrie Lam who fucked over all of Hong Kong Island and the rest of the special administrative region"
"enforcement-records is a memorial for martyrs"
"Speaking of, Did you know Lord Shen is pure and proud Croatian? Is Red White and Black "Utase/Nazi colours":Tick: Utase tattoos :Tick: Commit ethnic genocide :Tick: Runs Prison death camp :Tick: Murders Chetniks (Black and White Pandas) :Tick: Specifically goes after murdering a child (Sisak) :Tick: Destroyed bridge with explosives (Stari Most) :Tick: Fires a goat (Isreali national animal/anti-semite) :Tick: Everyone talks about his tyranny (SS cease and disist complaints) :Tick: Leaves bodies in rivers (red river incident) :Tick: Is Balkanoid (Chinese) :Tick:"
"oppresion of kix literally 1984"
"The backrooms is literally just the average English structure"
"A slur for Rythym heaven characters" "The Black League of Honkai"
"HK Disneyland is HK themed because it is the same size as the average cage home"
"@debates should the Hong Kong government promote increasing carbon output so that sinkapoor sinks into the Ocean faster?"
"One of my favorite things to do in the HKO app is flinging dr Tin across the screen like I'm sans undertale attacking the human soul"
"I don't hate him because of that, I hate him because he is a whore"
"Bangdelglesh"
"F1restormgaming is a PROUD ROMANIAN" (in reaction to him stealing items on the SMP)
Zt
"meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow? (should we start the 40932894394830248902029438th coup this month, staff team?)"
"frolicks away from the gas chamber cutely :3"
"GET HIM AWAY FROM HER FFS"
"CROSS COURTNEY"
"card0 is an expat ig it works out"
"@the auntie's wife want to share some fried cat under the stars"
"i want luxembourggag"
"Singleporn is a rizzless society"
"Mommy, will father Card0 make me on the nice list?"
"bruneigag"
"lets nuke ame"
"zt isnt a cat irl??? shocked. stunned. scared. shattered."
"Cayden has 1 avocado. How much does he pay for his water bill?"
"he eats cats, do you want such an adorable animal to lose its life to card0? :("
"card0's ztphobic"
"fuck light rail"
"whampussy"
"any time i see keung to i get reminded of the woman who bought 2k worth of toothpaste bottles just so she can get keung to merch"